I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
where am i from again
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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