Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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