...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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