Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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