I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
that's an acceptable place to lick
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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