I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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