That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
50% drunk capacity currently
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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