the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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