I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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