Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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