There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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