i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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