He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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