Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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