Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
this just has baby written all over it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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