Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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