That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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