She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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