Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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