i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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