For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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