Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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