i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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