dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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