Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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