no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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