do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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