Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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