FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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