ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
