I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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