You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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