I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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