I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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