Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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