Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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