Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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