Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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