Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i believe in u and ur pee
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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