hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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