She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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