I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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