If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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