? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
