It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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