Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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