that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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