I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My feet surprised me
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