You surviving the open bar?
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I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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