Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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