please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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