yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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