4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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